GOP Fake Outrage Is SOP

President Obama and the First Lady plot to enslave

white America and attack religious freedom

The GOP bubble is full of demons who emerge to wreak havok and threaten America with their evil might.

In 2008, one such monster was ACORN, committing a massive crime against our country's political health, we were told.

In October 2008 in the third presidential debate, John McCain said, ACORN was "on the verge of maybe perpetrating one of the greatest frauds in voter history in this country, maybe destroying the fabric of democracy," repeating the GOP talking point.

That the GOP charge and political talking point lacked any factual basis was not the point; exclusionary voter ID legislation came to the rescue.

And President Obama, beneficiary of that great fraud that destroyed the fabric of democracy, was illegitimate.

Just knew there was something about that guy.

Worth noting is that McCain, the crusading reformist, dropped his heroic pursuit of the massive fraud conspiracy after he lost the 2008 election.

Religion

This season in the GOP bubble, President Obama is attacking religious freedom.

"I don't think we've seen in the history of this country the kind of attack on religious conscience, religious freedom, religious tolerance that we've seen under Barack Obama," said Mitt Romney in the Arizona debate last night, in an attempt to match Rick Santorum and virtually every GOP politician.

That the GOP charge and political talking point lacks any factual basis is not the point of course.

Rick Santorum - Image composed of gay porn
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Sex

Now the GOP has gone off the deep end, repeating an inartful lie about an activity—sex and contraception—that most Americans enjoy, [and wish for the GOP to deescalate its interventions.]

The last time the GOP went this bat-crazy about sex was 1998, a crusade resulting in President Clinton's highest approval numbers and demands from the American people for the GOP to move on.

The Other Man

• So, President Obama is blaæƏǒack
• Spawned by a Muslim father [Franklin Graham told us again]
• Has gay friends
• Wants to weaken America generally, and the military specifically
• Hates our allies; loves our enemies
• Is in league with forces working to impose the caliphate upon Western civilization

The problem for the GOP is that most Americans like President Obama and are growing tired of the GOP fake outrage game that now just looks very sad.