Jul 20, 2012

Willard's Secret Run for President

Planet Kolob through Romney for President Inc:
We will provide you monetary arrangements for elderly
humans, and repair your fiscal situation after we are elected.
War-fighting humans of Joseph Smith’s country will
receive generous coupons and discounts, out of our respect
for warrior humans. We love Ohio, Florida, Wisconsin, Iowa
and Michigan with their perfect trees.
Intercepted Directive X-K6 to Willard Mitt Romney: RE monetary units aggregated in water-surrounded land masses outside of polity, America. Explaining Earth’s finances is not as simple as some humans would have you believe. Sometimes a foreign entity is formed to allow foreign investors to invest in the United States, which may well be the case with the entities that human Democrats are describing as foreign accounts. This will confuse human data-distributing outlets, and be met with approval from outlet named after the small carnivorous life-form. Avoid use of the term, “alien.” - See Wall Street Journal
American Humans' Comeback Team

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